You will believe a Man can fly...

...from Montreal to Toronto to Saskatoon to Calgary.

Before my first flight took off, I skimmed through the in flight reading material. They must of seen me coming cause they had a whole article on superhero supplies, and gave me a good reason to go to Brooklyn some time soon.

No one was sitting beside me between Montreal and Toronto, but I still didn't have enough room to follow along with the work-out channel. I think it would be neet if we exercised on planes, I'd call them Air-o-bics. Ha ha ha ha... uh. Yep.

From Toronto to Saskatoon I watched the first fifteen minutes of the pay per view Iron Man before is cut out and I took a nap. Waking up to see the most extraordinary thing!!!

Ha ha, no I'm kidding. I just kept imagining someone flying over the amazing Canadian landscape. What a beautiful country. If that someone was me, I'd use the spare leg room to fly around and do Air-oh-bics.

Oh... yeah no I was building up to something there... The most extraordinary thing!!! A full circle rainbow!!! Well it might not be that amazing, but I thought it was neat. I kept trying to figure out how the optical effect was created but eventually gave up. I think they might call this a "sundog" but I don't know maybe it was a dimly lit Foofighter Or a treadmill for Leprechauns.

SPeaking of awesome things. I stopped in Saskatoon for a couple of days to visit family and meet my nephew for the first time. Adorable.

Even more so compared to this poor Jose Mestre, ho I watched a special on during my final flight to Calgary. It was called "the Man with no Face."

Finally I made it back to Calgary, landing at light speed like Dave in 2001. I wonder what Space baby like powers await me in this confusing and perhaps abstract end to a story...